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“In my defense, I was left unsupervised.” Sometimes the explanation really is that simple. This black-and-white enamel pin turns a perfectly questionable excuse into a tiny wearable warning label—snarky, graphic, and easy to spot without trying too hard.
At approximately 1.125" W × 0.8125" H, it’s sized for a jacket, tote, backpack, pencil pouch, lanyard, or pin board. A funny little gift for coworkers, friends, sarcasm lovers, or anyone known to make interesting choices when nobody is watching.
